This was the trip that didn’t stop. At 6:00 am Thelma and Louise climbed into the
car for our long trip home. We were
joined by Susabelle, our GPS navigator.
In her voice we naively put our trust to guide us on our trip from
Hilton Head to Rochester. She started
out sweetly,
Start
out on Palmetto Avenue and go .4 miles.
Turn right. Your estimated time
of arrival in Rochester, NY is 8:37 pm.
Wow, that is great, I thought. This trip will be a breeze. Our Susabelle took us on a wild and crazy trip. Somehow we ended up in
Washington D.C. traffic. She didn’t
guide us in that direction on the way down, but on the way up north we snarled
through 15 lane highways and inched along as we made our way from Virginia to
Maryland.
Her pleasant voice began to grate as she droned, directing us
to places we least expected. She took us
the highway route up through Maryland and then came Pennsylvania. Did you realize there are no expressways that
go from east to west in Pennsylvania? Or
at least Susabelle doesn’t know about them.
We traveled through cities, along two lane roads, stopping at traffic
lights. We drove through Coopertown,
home of Little League Baseball, through numerous college towns and some
unrecognized cities.
Slowly but surely our ETA elongated. Our 8:37 arrival time turned to a 9:30
arrival time then to an 11:00 arrival time—to the actual time of 11:53.
Thelma and Louise, we jostled our words
in a jovial way throughout the experience.
Tired but true, we let little things slide by…aiming any frustration we
might have had about the long travel toward our guide, Susabelle.
Where
is she taking us?
Can
you shut her up? I know my way now…
The car fell silent. We continued our travels sans Susabelle and
were greeted as we entered New York by a full-blown snowstorm. Straining to see through the snow, we inched
our way home. At 11:53 Thelma and Louise,
we parted ways, with my leg of the trip being another 15 minutes till
arrival at my home. I travelled on 390 toward my
home when I saw a car with its lights facing me in the wrong direction on the
highway.
Oh
my. What is happening there? Should I call 911? Is that car all right?
I watched as the car turned in the right
direction and I proceeded to go on my way, relieved for the driver…Until,
lights started flashing and I knew my 18 hour trip was going to be extended
that much longer.
Officer,
can you tell me why you pulled me over? I asked as it was now pushing 12:30.
Ma’am,
can you give me your registration and driver’s license?
I complied, wishing only to end the trip
that was unending. Fifteen minutes
later, with ticket in hand, due to a burnt out headline, frustrated, Thelma
continued to head home.
Upon arrival a text came from Louise…
Good
night, Thelma. I love you!!
Umm. Guess who got a friggin ticket, Louise. I just got home.
What?!?!?!
For
what?!?!?! Surely not for speeding.
And it began…All of the pent up feelings
toward our drive…toward our guide, Susabelle, boiled over in waves of laughter.
I
only had one headlight. It was so
unnecessary. No! Not speeding.
Well,
I could have guessed that. You are not a fast driver. Why do you
think we got home so late?! I cannot
stop laughing. Sorry. Sorry you got the ticket! Good thing he didn’t see you doing that
clever maneuver at the gas station!
Stop.
There
was surely a ticket in there somewhere…
Susabelle. Where is she when you
need her?
She
would only lead us into oblivion. Thanks.
My
stomach hurts.
Mine
too.
I
am howling, just so you know.
I
know. You need some sleep.
I
am wired. I think it is the dizziness of
the back and forth motion when you are driving.
Stop.
Not
quite whiplash. Just a subtle
jerking. Just to keep me on my toes…And
car sick.
Stop! I can’t stop laughing.
We were gone only seventy-two
hours. We went and found a home sweet
hut. It was a great trip. Crazy.
Good. Crazy good. Thank goodness we are finally home sweet
home.
Good
night, Louise.
I am grateful for our hosts. A big thank you to Stacey, Tara, Dana, Betsy
and Anna from Two
Writing Teachers for dedicating space and time for teachers
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experience.
Oh my... what a wild and wonderful adventure! Glad you are home safe and sound, Thelma (or is it Louise??)... Thanks for sharing the laughs and the agony. I'd ditch Susabelle! :)
ReplyDeleteI think your Susabelle and my Lola are evil twins who just pretend to know the way to the destination. They fake it until we make it there. What a journey this was and a ticket to boot. That was just cruel of the officer to give you that ticket. Guess I know where you are headed today. Hope you got some rest.
ReplyDeleteWhat a fun trip - except for that ticket, which seems just unfair.
ReplyDeleteWhat a fun trip - except for that ticket, which seems just unfair.
ReplyDeleteI am howling all over again......
ReplyDeleteLove you, Thelma!!💚